What if I were to tell you that I’d been on the run… chased by a shadowy organisation that wanted to kill me, my friends… and control governments and whose objective was to sterilise the world? And I stopped them. Me.
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
Glitches in the matrix.
I’m freaking out
I JUST PEED MYSELF
THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG
I just died a bit
only a bit
I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED